A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
Our bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 1m83 tall, 91kg black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 1m89, weighs 102kg, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 1m98 pushing 136kg and he's a wrestler. Each one of us is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
VOCABULARY
| a blind guy – un aveugle |
| bar stool – un tabouret |
| hushed - étouffé |
| a bouncer – un videur |
| a wrestler – un catcheur |
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