26 May 2009

Humor Spot: Ingenious Financial Planning

Dan is a single guy living at home with his elderly father, and working in the family business.

One day, he finds out that when his sickly father dies, he is going to inherit a fortune. He's elated to learn of this news.

Dan decides he needs a wife with which to share his great fortune. So he signs up to attend an investment seminar, and at the seminar, he spots the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. The kindness in her eyes takes his breath away.

He sidles up: "I may look like just an ordinary man," he says to her, "but in just a matter of months, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars." Impressed, the woman obtains his business card. And three days later, she becomes his stepmother.

Now, that's financial planning!

VOCABULARY

elderly – âgé
sickly – chétif, souffreteux
elated – transporté de joie, jubilant
to spot - apercevoir
kindness – la gentillesse, la bonté
to take one’s breathe away – couper le souffle à quelqu’un
to sidle up – se rapprocher furtivement
to inherit – hériter
stepmother – la belle-mère

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