15 February 2009

Humor Spot: Wireless Security

How to install a wireless security system:

Go to a second-hand store, buy a pair of men's used work boots ... a really big pair. Put them outside your front door on top of a copy of Guns and Ammo magazine. Put a dog dish beside it ... a really big dish. Leave a note on your front door that says something like this:  Don't disturb the pitbulls


second-hand store -

A store that sells used items.

Bubba, Big Mike -

A white working-class man of the southern United States, stereotypically regarded as uneducated and gregarious with his peers

wormed -

Treated for or cured of a worm infection.

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