08 December 2008

Humor Spot 08: At the Christmas tree farm

Every December it was the same excruciating tradition. Our family would get up at the crack of dawn, go to a Christmas tree farm and tromp across acres of snow in search of the perfect tree. Hours later our feet would be freezing, but Mom would press on, convinced the tree of her dreams was "just up ahead."
One year I snapped. "Mom, face it. The perfect tree doesn't exist. It's like looking for a man. Just be satisfied if you can find one that isn't dead, doesn't have too many bald spots and is straight."
(Taken from Reader's Digest)
VOCABULARY
excruciating - accablant
crack of dawn - (idiomatic) la pointe du jour
to tromp - (idiomatic) marcher
to press on - continuer, faire avancer
to snap - parler hargneusement
bald spot - une zone dégarnie
straight - droit or also idiomatically hétérosexuel

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