Humor Spot: Wireless Security

How to install a wireless security system:

Go to a second-hand store, buy a pair of men's used work boots ... a really big pair. Put them outside your front door on top of a copy of Guns and Ammo magazine. Put a dog dish beside it ... a really big dish. Leave a note on your front door that says something like this: 

 

second-hand store -		A store that sells used items.
Bubba, Big Mike -		A white working-class man of the southern United States, stereotypically regarded as uneducated and gregarious with his peers
wormed -		Treated for or cured of a worm infection.